MY TAKE

ON CRICKET.


there is a huge ruckus over the upcoming ICC champions trophy...
teams which are gonna play the qualifiers include west indies...
if my memory serves me correct wasnt this the same team and beat inida recently...

every since i was a kid i wondered how a cricket team was made...how were these people selected...now i have the answers after years of research....
the first rule is eat samosas, jalebis, gulab jamuns, sandwhichs, burgers pizzas basically anything edible tht you can get hold of in the next five minutes...after which the selection meeting can start...
the second and most important rule is...pick the players who have done the maximum number of ad's recespective of their form
the third rule....create ways in which some important inform player will be left out. usualy the excuse for this is he isnt fit.
the fourth and the most important rule....whoever passes the selection process has to be a certified choker